I'm just a dumb ass country boy   I think people wanna rock but what do I know   I remember the days when men were men   If it was up to me I'd bring 'em back again   And I'd kick your candy asses up around your jaded ears      I'm just a dumb ass country boy   I think people wanna rock but what do I know   I got friends with names like Slim and Coy   Just a dumb ass country boy   I'm just a dumb ass country boy      I punch the clock for 40 'cause it's all I know   Remember the days of jammin' drugs and love   And it was cool to say yes to all the above   And I still can't find nothing wrong   With saying yes to smoking mother nature      I'm just a dumb ass country boy   I think people wanna rock but what do I know   Got friends with names like Slim and Coy      Now people listen to me, I'm your social conscience   I been gone for a while you've had to make it on your own   Now people listen to me, you got no social conscience   You gotta get up, get up and get over it      That's right, I just wanna change the world   Change the world's diapers that is   All those tender ass sons o' bitches   Who are all these goobers who say   What's cool and what's not cool   What's hip and not hip?      Yeah, I might be a one hit wonder   I might not be   But then again it might only take me one hit   To knock your teeth down your God damn throat      That's right, the girls only want crab my ass   So Peggy ass pal   It's time for me to drive this Impala   You need to be programmed, I'll program your ass   Listen to me motherfucker, listen to me      I'm just a dumb ass country boy   I think people wanna rock but what do I know   Got friends with names like Slim and Coy   I'm just a dumb ass country boy      I think people wanna rock but what do I know   Got friends with names like Slim and Coy   It's the simple things that I enjoy   With my friends that are named Slim and Coy      Hey, what do I know?   What do you know?   What does anybody fuckin' know?