I am he as you are he, as you are me and we are all together   See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly   I'm crying      Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come   Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday   Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long      I am the egg man, they are the egg men   I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob      Mister city policeman sitting   Pretty little policemen in a row   See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run      I'm crying, crying   I'm crying, crying      Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye   Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess   Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down      I am the egg man, they are the egg men   I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob      Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun   If the sun don't come you get a tan   From standing in the English rain      I am the egg man, they are the egg men   I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob      Expert, textpert choking smokers   Don't you thing the joker laughs at you   See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they hide   I'm crying      Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel tower   Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna   Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe      I am the egg man, they are the egg men   I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob      Goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob   Goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob   Goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob   ...