I stumbled into Obakemon   He said my name in Japanese   He took me through the portal -   I did not want to go   It seemed a celebration   Was prepared to meet me there   This is the place of no return   I want to go back       There she comes now in veil   She's walking doen the aisle   So close now she winks   I recognize that smile   A spider and I,   A fly with white-gloved hands   Wait! Something's a miss   But this wedding has been planned      A man with no head in the chamber   Handed me the ring   Then the creeps and the freaks   Clapped in joyous agony   Did they ask if I take this thing to be my wife?   It came down to the second in the land of the final frontier      There she comes now in veil   She's walking doen the aisle   So close now she winks   I recognize that smile   A spider and I,   A fly with white-gloved hands   Wait! Something's a miss   But this wedding has been planned