I loved a girl named Sandyface,   She lived outside of town   In a tent made of diapers   In the sand she laid face down   She had a pillow of cactus   And her bed was desert land   I suppose the call her Sandyface   Because her face was covered in sand      And I remember her sandy face   And I remember her sandy smile      That Sandy was the apple   Of many bloodshot eyes   And one day she fell victim   To a sheep in wolf's disguise   They said a man with banana bread   And a beehive on his chin   Sold my love to the Grateful Dead   Stole her land and then cashed in      There's a one-eyed dog   With horns like a yak,   Wax lips and a broken back   His feet in front face the opposite   Of his hind legs in the back   He tried to save that sandy girl   From the city man disease   But was stung to death   By all the pets   Of the man with the beard of bees      Oh, Sandyface   I do recall   Oh, Sandyface   I could not do it all!      Dr. Rock was on a jog   Saw my dear in the parking lot   Selling grilled cheese sandwiches   In hippy slavery   Dr. Rock tried to free my love   But he had no gun   So he dialed me collect   On 10-10-321   I got the call from Dr. Rock   Raced down to the scene   But Sandy had been swept away   Into the Rainbow Sea      Swim, swim away   Oh, Sandy   Swim so far away from him   Swim far away from this place   Just keep that sand on that face!      But it was too late....      I went back to that stinky place   Where I first met my Sandy, but   Whitey and his beard of bees   Had built a Pizza Hut   So I bought a slice in memory   Poured sand on the cheese   And as I ate   Off that sandy plate   I missed my one-eyed dog      And now it's over   The tide has washed her face   And now it's      Oh Sandyface   I do recall   Oh Sandyface   I could not