Mommy?   -Yes Son?   -Where does dirt come from?   -Dirt comes from… The Worms.   -Wow! Awesome!      There is a chipmunk   At the center of the earth   And in his big oven   He bakes his own desserts   He warms the ocean   And from that, life springs forth   Little organisms building trash around the clock      Compost heaps   Are melting pots   For Farmer John’s   Smoked Sausage stocks      Worms make the dirt   And the dirt makes the earth   And all of the roots have a place to sleep now   All the chanuks have squash to eat now   Worms make the dirt   And the dirt makes the earth   And people hold hands and feel terrific   Food comes from dirt   It’s scientific      Yeah! Wow!    There’s so much to learn!      The Sun came from a cave   And it made the clouds go by   (Hi!)   The clouds had a conference   And rain fell from the sky   (Wow!)   Worms got thirsty   From eating too much dirt   (Yeah!)   They came up through the ground   And got eaten by the birds   (Huh?)   Some worms escaped   With their lives   (Oh boy!)   They excreted soil   Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!      Worms make the dirt   And the dirt makes the earth   And all of the roots have a place to sleep now   All the chanuks have squash to eat now   Worms make the dirt   And the dirt makes the earth   And people hold hands and feel terrific   Food comes from dirt   It’s scientific      THE MIRACLE OF LIFE IS AWESOME!   AWESOME!      Worms make dirt