Last night I had a little altercation   They wobbled menacingly   Beneath the yellow street light it became a situation      Well, they wanted my brand new phone   With all the pictures of the kids and the wife   A struggle ensued and then fat children took my life      Fat children took my life   Fat children took my life   Fat children took my life      Well, some passers by took me to the station   The police force was elsewhere   Putting bullets in some guy's head for no particular reason      So I died in the back of the cab, but I'll be back to haunt them   This thing does not end here   My spirit walks the streets of Tottenham      Singing fat children took my life   Fat children took my life   Fat children took my life      Oh, the parents are the problem   Giving birth to maggots without the sense to become flies   So pander to your pampered little princess of such enormous size