I will never get to touch you so I wrote this song instead   Thinking about you lying in bed, it's gonna get inside your head   And it's the best that I can do, this is the closest I could get   So let it penetrate your consciousness   Oh oh oh oh yes      Turn it up, turn me on, I'm feeling good but don't get me wrong   I know it's just a song      And every time you play it I will perform the best I can   Press repeat and there I am, and there I am, always glad to be your man   And this way, oh well there won't be any mess   As I assure you that there would be in the flesh   This is my very, very best      Turn it up, turn me on, I'm feeling good but don't get me wrong   'Cause I know it's just a song      Always eager, always ready, always in tune and always prime   And I'm always there for you, I'm always on time   Unlike in real life      Turn it up, turn me on, I'm feeling good but don't get me wrong   No, don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong 'cause I know   It's just a fucking song