He's just an American boy   And he loves his machine   No back-talk from a machine   When was the last time a television set   Gave you shit about who you met last night?   No back-talk machine      If your motor doesn't turn over smooth for you   You don't feed it right   Give it a little grease   Give it a little gas      Drive straight on through the night   Man-made mechanical mover   Love your machine   You say nothing's right but natural things   Ah, you fool   Poison oak is a natural plant      Why don't you put some in your food?   Natural food   I don't care if there's chemicals in it   As long as my lettuce is crisp      Preservatives might just be preserving you   I think that's something you missed   Ya you missed it   Man-made mechanical mover   I love his machine   He's just an American boy   And I love his machine      Smooth moving steel   Keep your engine warm and wet   Be friendly to your steel   Feed it right, your mechanical pet   Then get behind the wheel   Put a little starch in the old Corvette      Then give it a feel   Smooth moving steel, give it a feel   Man-made mechanical mover   It'll move faster than you can   Vegetable lover