These days every-ones confessing   And I find it   Quite depressing   I wont bother   With indignance   I can't find a girl with whom to fall in love with   My friends tell me   It's a hassle   She'll leave you cause   "Your an asshole!"   Then they'll call you   Say, "I'm sorry"   And then ask you what you think you'll do tomorrow.   Well, I have never been in love   I guess I'm not lucky enough   I have never been in love before   Well, perhaps I've   Almost been there   Once this girl came out of thin air   I liked her lots   But it stopped there   Cause if loves a one way street its goin no where