If eggs had legs and long hair to their knees   They'd run through the flowers shinny up trees   When they tiptoe to the city better lock all the locks   They'd drink up our wine and take our dirty socks   If eggs had legs they'd steal a football shoes   You can see 'em kickin' chickens on a six o'clock news   Well they don't give a (quack) they got nothin' to lose   They're on the way to Tennessee that's why I got the blues   [ guitar ]   If eggs had legs and long hair to their knees   You could hear 'em bite their toenails up in the trees   Drinkin' our wine gettin' stoned as an ox staggerin' around in our dirty socks   Little hairy legs in socks and football shoes   You could see 'em kickin' chickens on a six o'clock news   Well they don't give a (quack) they got nothin' to lose   They're on the way to Tennessee that's why I got the blues   They're on the way to Tennessee that's why I got the blues   They're on the way to Tennessee that's why I got the blues