I like cows, I think they're cute   Walkin' in their big cow suit   They give me milk, they give me cheese   They give me hoof and mouth disease   I like cows and that's no bull   Around the cowhouse, I got pull   If cream and butter ain't enough   She's got lots of udder stuff      Who gives me milk? Who gives me cheese?   Who gives me hoof and mouth disease?   I like to have my friends around   (But) I'll take cows when the chips are down      I dig the ducks down on the lake (quack quack quack)   They're fun to pet or roast or bake   They got no hair, and they got no teeth   Damp and fuzzy underneath      I think that worms are hard to beat   Got no ears and they got no feet   Pop 'em in the ice cube tray   Drop 'em and they ricochet      Who gives me milk? Who gives me cheese?   Who gives me hoof and mouth disease?   I like to have my friends around   (But) I'll take cows when the chips are down