Everyone laughed at her joke   As if they never even heard it before   And maybe they were truly amused   But every word that she spoke was a bore      And maybe it's because they had seen   The previews on the TV screen   Well this part is good and that's well understood   So you should laugh if you know what I mean      But it's all relative even if you don't understand   Well it's all understood   Especially when you don't understand   Then it's all just because even if we don't understand   Then let's all just believe      Everyone knows what went down   Because the news was spread all over town   And fact is only what you believe   And fact and fiction work as a team      It's almost always fiction in the end   That content begins to bend   When context is never the same      And it's all relative even if we don't understand   And it's all understood   Especially when we don't understand   Then it's all just because even if we don't understand   Then let's all just believe      I was readin' a book   Or maybe it was a magazine   Suggestions on where to place faith   Suggestions on what to believe      But I read somewhere that you've got to beware   You can't believe anything you read   But the good book is good and that's well understood   So don't even question if you know what I mean      But it's all relative even if you don't understand   Well it's all understood   Especially when you don't understand   And it's all just because even if we don't understand   Then let's all just believe      But there you go once again   You missed the point and then you point   Your fingers at me   And say that I've said not to believe      Ohh, there you go once again   You missed the point and then you point   Your fingers at me   And you say that I've said not to believe, I believe      Ohh there you go once again   You missed the point and then you point   Your fingers at me   And say that I've said not to believe, I believe   I guess, I guess it's all relative