Hey baby, I'm in town and I thought I'd give you a call   Maybe we could get together, have dinner, go to a show   Maybe go to a museum, an art gallery   Get to know each other, slowly, over time, don't be nervous, baby      I'm not   And, no, thanks      Hotel du Vie, how can I help you?   Room 417, please   Yeah?      Hi, I'm coming down to your hotel   We've got to talk, buy condoms      I'm startin' at zero      I've come to your hotel room looking like a boy   No makeup, my hair's a mess, I don't want to be coy   I'm here to present something to you   And to see how you feel about it      It's now or we're through, I'm not looking to make friends   I'm not interested in who you are or getting to know you   Going to art galleries or museums   I just want to know if we can make good loving together   And get out of here if we can't      I find that time is just speeding by   And I just don't have time for having my time speedin' by   And thieves keep eatin' my time      I'm startin' at zero      So how do you feel about it?   How do you feel about me arriving here with just one goal?   The goal being the possibility of going straight to soul-to-soul   And there's only way that I'll know if we can meet there   It's to touch me, touch me      Hmm, yeah, that'll do alright   Okay stop, I want to double check   Touch me, yeah   What room is this?      Straight to the heart   I'm startin' at zero   This is how I choose to live my life      Okay, so I didn't say it too well   But the intent that I came to your hotel room with   Is one of respect for you   Coming from a place of respect to another human being      Being straight ahead, not playing those games   I don't want to do the dance   You picked the wrong girl      I'm startin' at zero