Hey John   Stopped by this afternoon    To see you in the purple moon    Best I say what's on my mind    Best I say what's on my mind    Hey John, John, John, John...    Hey John I'm walking on pins    My life is a lie and I'm telling you the truth    There's nothing else I can do    Except live another day    And find a way to tell you    I've been doing what a good man should    Hey John    My eyes have been crying    And we've been making (?)    Coffee's no good in the morn'    Beer ain't no good at night    Ah, hey John    The theater's been dripping    The movie's 3-D    There's two rides to Texas    547-3668    Ah, hey John    The rifle in the closet is just the name of the song    The rifle in the closet is just the name of my song    Hey John