If you want to know why you're a woman   It's 'cause you don't want to be a man    Yeah, just wanna have one    You know I have fantasies about you    Laying down, saying    Just come on    You can't be that unkind    Playing tricks on my mind    I just steal away    ??? by the bleachers    Watch the door slam on in my face    I think a brick is cracking    I think a window's broken    I see your face in every feature    Your hand in every glove    Girls don't wanna be a man, just want to have one    You know I'm captured in your theater    And I still don't know what goes on below    But if you got to be with him    I'll say goodbye    You wonder why I'm a man    Oh, 'cause I don't want to be a woman    I just wanna have one