Got a little rhythm, a rhythm a rhythm   that pitter pats through my brain   so darn persistent, the day isn`t distant   When it`ll drive me insane      Comes in the morning   without any warning   and hangs around all day   I have to sneak up to it, some day I`ll speak up to it   And hope it listens when I say...      (Jamie-instrumental)      Fascinating rhythm   you got me on the go   Fascinating Rhythm, I`m all a quiver   what a mess you`re making,   the neighbours want to know   why I`m always shaking,   just like my grandmother.      Each morning I get up with the sun   to find at night no work has been done...   I know that once it didn`t matter,   but now you doing wrong   When you start to patter, I`m so unhappy.   Won`t you take a day off,   decide to run along   Somewhere far away off   and make it snappy.      Oh how I long to be   the man I used to be,   Fascinating Rhythm   Why don`t you stop picking on me.      (Jamie-instrumental)