Saturday's boys live life with insults   Drink lots of beer and wait for half time results   Afternoon tea in the light a bite   Chat up the girls they dig it      Saturday's girls work in Tescos and Woolworths   Wear cheap perfume 'cause it's all they can afford   Go to discos they drink Babycham talk to Jan   In bingo accents      Saturdays kids play one arm bandits   They never win but that's not the point is it   Dip in silver paper when their pints go flat   How about that far out?      Their mums and dads smoke Capstan non-filters   Wallpaper lives 'cause they all die of cancer   What goes on?   What goes wrong?      Save up their money for a holiday   To Kelsey Bill or Bracklesham Bay   Think about the future when they'll settle down   Marry the girl next door with one on the way      These are the real creatures   That time has forgot   Not given a thought, it's the system   Hate the system, what's the system?      Saturday's kids live in council houses   Wear V necked shirts and baggy trousers   Drive Cortinas fur trimmed dash boards   Stains on the seats in the back of course