Take him out the back   Throw him in the bin   Dump his grimy clothes   Wash your dirty hands      Fake you're-on-a-walk   Walk up Bellview creek   Find a secret spot   Check you're in the clear   Strip from head to toe      Fix yourself with cream   Drop into the stream   Fix yourself with cream   Drop into the stream      Steal a silver car   Drive up to the town   Meet my nephew's son   Show you to our lair   Then you drop the knife      Money's in the fridge   Use the secret phone   I'll be at the beach   I'll be on the beach   I'll be at the beach      Muster up the strength   Fight a fairy snake   Fill the sacred pub   Joust him in the teeth   Dress up like a man      Paint your golden face   Look down through the cracks   Break the perfect fence   Listen for the train   Ride it to? Park      Lather in the sea   Shark-infested seas   Swim up to the rocks   Find a sunken box   Tell a mermaid, 'oh'      Tie the whales down   Ride the raging fence   Turn it to the east   Turn it to the east   Turn it to the east      Here's a tiny screw   Leave it in the wrist