These are the most uncomfortable things a girl can talk about   These are the most uncomfortable things a girl can talk about      One   I want to be a boy   Though not sure that I would like those giant   Feet   I would be overjoyed   Because this penis envy has me hurting   Help me oh be one I'm yearning      These are the most uncomfortable things a girl can talk about   These are the most uncomfortable things a girl can talk about      Two   I had to pluck my chin   It really freaked me out   I was only twenty-six   And this one did me in   The body hairs in strange places   Sent my boyfriend to the races      These are the most uncomfortable things a girl can talk about   These are the most uncomfortable things a girl can talk about      Three   This one's embarrassing   I should have worn a darker color than I did   And then I paid the price   And on that day to my demise   The white I wore was not so white      These are the most uncomfortable things a girl can talk about   These are the most uncomfortable things a girl can talk about