Preacher told me last Sunday mornin?   Son, you better start livin? right   You need to quit the women and whiskey   And carrying on all night      Don?t you wanna hear him call your name   When you?re standin? at the pearly gates?   I told the preacher, ?Yes I do   But I hope they don?t call today   I ain?t ready"      Everybody wants to go to heaven   Have a mansion high above the clouds   Everybody want to go to heaven   But nobody want to go now      I said, "Preacher maybe you didn?t see me   Throw an extra twenty in the plate   There?s one for everything I did last night   And one to get me through today"      "Here?s a ten to help you remember   Next time you got the good Lord?s ear   Say I?m comin? but there ain?t no hurry   I?m havin? fun down here"   Don?t you know that      Everybody wants to go to heaven   Get their wings and fly around   Everybody want to go to heaven   But nobody want to go now      Someday I want to see those   Streets of gold in my halo   But I wouldn?t mind waiting at least   A hundred years or so      Everybody wanna go to heaven   It beats the other place there ain?t no doubt   Everybody wanna go to heaven   But nobody wanna go now      Everybody wanna go to heaven   Hallelujah, let me hear you shout   Everybody wanna go to heaven   But nobody wanna go now   I think I speak for the crowd   Nobody want to go now