Last night, downtown I was drinking the booze   Like it was going out if style   My whole head got light, I lost my eyesight   I ain't been that drunk in awhile      Along about one I spotted a queen and I started to make my move   Ah, she was believing every line I was laying   Lord I was just too cool   Well, I thought I had died and gone to heaven   But Lord did I look like a fool   Last night I came in at two with a ten   But at ten I woke up with a two      Last night I came in at two with a ten   But at ten I woke up with a two   I got twenty-twenty vision when I ain't drinking   But Lord, when I get on that booze!      I ain't never gone to bed with an uglier woman   But I sure woke up with a few   Last night I came in at two with a ten   But at ten I woke up with a two      Hell, I made up my mind   I was never gonna find myself in that condition again   Here I sit on the same barstool   And just look at the shape I'm in      I done spotted me another queen sitting at a table alone   So I strolled on over and sat myself down   And asked if I could take her home   When she said yes, I thought I'd been blessed   But boy did I look like a fool   Last night I came in at two with a ten   But at ten I woke up with a two      Last night I came in at two with a ten   But at ten I woke up with a two   I got twenty-twenty vision when I ain't drinking   But Lord when I get on that booze!      I ain't never gone to bed with an uglier woman   But I sure woke up with a few   Last night I came in at two with a ten   But at ten I woke up with a two      Now you may laugh but if you've got the cash   I'll bet you ten to one you have too