Long white Limousine pulls up to the church   A sick part of me wishes it was a hearse   I didn't get an invitation but I'm here anyway   And I don't care if I'm crashing their big day      Well, it might not be too Christian of me   And it might not be too nice   But I wish we were all just standing around   Throwing rocks instead of rice      Long white dress, this must be some kinda joke   Virgin, please she ain't fooling these folks   If the three of us were on Jerry Springer I'd be pulling her hair   And I'd kick that lying sack of should've known better   In the you know where      Well, it might not be too Christian of me   And it might not be too nice   But I wish we were all just standing around   Throwing rocks instead of rice      Well, the vows that they just made sounded sweet and sincere   Place your bets, my money's on less than a year      Well, it might not be too Christian of me   And it might not be too nice   But I wish we were all just standing around   Throwing rocks instead of rice   Yeah, I wish we were all just standing around   Throwing rocks instead of rice, hey