Rice, rice baby    Rice, rice baby       Alright stop, grab a table and a menu    Ice is back in this Oriental venue    Hungry, for a little Chop Sui    I want Chinese, not Hong Kong fui    You know what you want    Yo, cant decide    Column A, Column B       I like fried    Barbeque spare ribs    My fingers I’m lickin'    Waitin' for the Main Course    Kung Pow Chicken      Spicy    I mean hot like a stir fry    If you cant take it    Order moo goo guy       Pan    Means chicken and mushroom    And while your on the soup    The food is here to soon    No substitute and betcha get hot tea    But you get    They say vegetable    But that means snow pea    If I get dessert    Yo, I deserve it    Check out the chow while the waiter serves it       Rice, rice baby, Vanilla   Rice, rice baby, Vanilla      Your eating sweat and sour    But you will be hungry in less then an hour    Use chop sticks it dont, it dont matter    Fingers were made for a poo-poo platter       Egg rolling    With eggfoo young    My dinner is cooking like Connie Chung    Noodles on standby    Chow Mien nearby       Egg drop    No I’m a Wonton soup guy    Soy sauce    Hot mustard smokin    My plate is clean    And my Fortune Cookie broken    Bustin a bite of Mongolian beef    Get a mint toothpick for my teeth   Takeout leftover low mien    If I eat any more I'll have a weight gain    If I get dessert    Yo, I deserve    Check out the chow while the waiter serves it       Rice, rice baby, Vanilla   Rice, rice baby, Vanilla   Rice   Yo man lets get out of here    Tip to the waitress    Rice, rice baby to go    Rice, rice baby to go