I got my cat scratch fever eight track    My best friends in a gun rack   I'm a lowlife    I owe everybody money    I think racist jokes are funny    I'm a lowlife   I got a dirty mind, a gutter mouth    I'm making time, I'm going out with your wife      Cuz I'm a lowlife   I'm a lowlife      I got kids I never seen    and there momma's seventeen   I'm a lowlife   I take strippers out to breakfast   You can add that to my checklist   I'm a lowlife   Ahh the landlord called    the rent is due   I spent it all on a KISS tattoo   I rock n roll all night       Cuz I'm a lowlife   I'm a lowlife   Ya I'm a lowlife   Living the highlife      (Guitar solo)      I'm watching porno on the tv   wonderin' why she'd ever leave me   I'm a lowlife   The object of my affection   asked the police for protection   I'm a lowlife   The romance is gone I'm doin' fine   me and your mom had a real good time   just last night      (Guitar solo)      Cuz I'm a lowlife    I'm a lowlife       I make black music for the white man   Keep cocaine upon my nightstand   I'm a lowlife   Ain't never hung out in the katskills   But I've been to jail in nashville   I'm a lowlife   I've got a dirty mind, a gutter mouth, I'm making time, I'm going out with your wife       I'm a lowlife   I'm a lowlife   I'm a lowlife   Livin' the highlife