Yep      I've been on the cover of the Rolling Stone   I met the president when I was half stoned   I've been so high I've gotten confused   I been beat down, broke and used, motherfucker      I drank with Hank, talked blues with Billy   Rocked with Run, sang with Shotgun Willy   Went from small time Philly to big time Bobby   From three day old chili to Saki with Wosabi      I'm home, hey, I'm home   You never met a motherfucker quite like me   Not like me, dida, dada, like me, hey, like me      No more bein' poured drink specials at winners   Or being ignored by the think straight sinners   I used to smoke pinners while my moms made dinner   Now I smoke bombs and rock with Lynyrd Skynyrd      No beginners here, I'm a seasoned vet   Educated on jazz by my man Amed   Heard again my friend I been the world and back   But I'm Michigan boy can you feel that      And I'm home   You never met a motherfucker quite like me   Not like me, god damn like me, hey, hey, like me      Never thought I'd go as far in life as this   Never made par and I could give two shits   Never wanted sell cars, 'cause my dad was a dick   Never wanted a guitar till I heard a lick like this      And from the depths of dixie to my northern spots   You know it's time to rock when ole glory drops      I pimp through town with the top laid back   Black hat, fine blonde, cold pabst in my lap   I'll adapt to any and all situations   That's why they call me the pimp of the nation      And hey bitch, you best believe   I live in the woods not your world of greed   Might, a little weed might a little, yeah   I'm so proud to be living in the U.S.A.      You've never met a motherfucker quite like me   Hey, hey, like me, da, di da da stay like me   Hey, hey, hey, like me      You ain't ever met and you ain't never going meet   You never met a, never met a, never, never, never   Never met a motherfucker quite like me   You ain't never met a mother like me      Hey, you ain't never, never, never, never   Never met someone like me   (Hey, hey)   Never met like me   (Hey hey)      (Dude, hey)   Never met a mother like me   (Come on, hey)      And you never and you never gonna   (Hey come on already)   You never, never gonna, you'll never meet   (Stop)      What?   Dude, there's just more to life that just you