Cowboy   Cowboy      Well, I'm packin' up my game an' I'm a head out west   Where real women come equipped with scripts an' fake breasts   Find a nest in the hills, chill like Flint   Buy an old drop top, find a spot to pimp      An' I'm a Kid Rock it up an' down your block   With a bottle of scotch an' watch lots of crotch   Buy yacht with a flag sayin' 'Chillin' the most'   Then rock that bitch up an' down the coast      Give a toast to the sun, drink with the stars   Get thrown in the mix an' tossed out of bars   Zip to Tijuana, I wanna roam   Find Motown an' tell them fools to come back home      Start an escort service for all the right reasons   An' set up shop at the top of Four Seasons   Kid Rock an' I'm the 'Real McCoy'   An' I'm headin' out west, sucker because I wanna be a      Cowboy, baby   With the top let back an' the sunshine shinin'   Cowboy, baby   West coast chillin' with the Boone's Wine      I wanna be a cowboy, baby   Ridin' at night 'cause I sleep all day   Cowboy, baby   I can smell a pig from a mile away      I bet you'll hear my whistle blowin' when my train rolls in   It goes like dust in the wind   Stoned pimp, stoned freak, stoned out of my mind   I once was lost but now I'm just blind      Palm trees an' weeds, scabbed knees an' rice   Get a map to the stars, find Heidi Fleiss   An' if the price is right then I'm gonna make my bid, boy   An' let Californ I A know why they call me      Cowboy, baby   With the top let back an' the sunshine shinin'   Cowboy, baby   West coast chillin' with the Boone's Wine      I wanna be a cowboy, baby   Ridin' at night 'cause I sleep all day   Cowboy, baby   I can smell a pig from a mile away      Yeah, Kid Rock, you can call me 'Tex'   Rollin' sunset woman with a bottle of Becks   Seen a slimy in a 'Vette, rolled down my glass   An' said, ?Yeah, this dick fits right in your ass?      No kiddin', gun slingin', spurs hittin' the floor   Call me 'Hoss', I'm the Boss with the sauce in the horse   No remorse for the Sherrif, in his eye I ain't right   I'm gonna paint his town red an' paint his wife white      Cause chaos, rock like Amadeus   Find West Coast pussy for my Detroit players   Mack like mayors, ball like Lakers   They told us to leave but bet they can't make us      Why they wanna pick on me?   Lock me up an' snort away my key   I ain't no G, I'm just a regular failure   I ain't straight outta Compton, I'm straight out the trailer      Cuss like a sailor, drink like a Mick   My only words of wisdom are just, ?Radio edit?   I'm flickin' my Bic up an' down that coast   An' keep on truckin' until it falls into motion      Cowboy   With the top let back an' the sunshine shinin'   Cowboy   Spend all my time at Hollywood an' Vine      Cowboy   Ridin' at night 'cause I sleep all day   Cowboy   I can smell a pig from a mile away      Cowboy   With the top let back an' the sunshine shinin'   Cowboy   With the top let back an' the sunshine shinin'      Cowboy   Hollywood an' Vine