It ain't nothing but a party hey   From the early evening till the break of day   So step this way and let your mind be free   And by the way welcome to the party      Well my name's kid rock I'm a capricorn   And detroit's city where I was born   When I was young I knew I'd always be   A super live body rockin' emcee   I'm tnt I'm dynamite   And I'm gonna rock this party all damn night   I've got the gift of gab I can walk the walk   I became an emcee when I learned to talk   Sayin' goo-goo ga-ga   I gotta lotta time to eat emcees like pirhana   I'm a pro at this, yeah the ultimate   Cause I don't spit, my rap too quick   I'm the ladies pick all around the world   But I only got eyes for just one girl   I don't twirl like a ballarena,   I roll through town and I rock arenas   I may seem a little under age   But at least I am not underpaid   I'm one of kind...here to shock your mind   And I will serve no rhymes, before their time   The k-k-kid rock, that is my name   And if you ask me again, I'll tell you the same   Who's to blame I don't really know   But my game's so tight I think I'm gonna go pro   So here we go here, here we go   I'm gonna rock it up high, then rock it down low   From the floor to the ceiling to the living room   Cause people like to hear my base go boom, boom, b-boom, boom, b-boom, boom, boom, boom, prrrii, boom, boom, ba boom, boom, boom   The one two three the three two one   Don't stop me know I've just begun   Don't cut me down don't start no fight   Or I'll put my foot in your ass tonight   I'm outta sight, like the planet mars   And when I set my sights I shoot for stars   I don't like small cars or real big women   But somehow I always find myself in 'em   I'm a hidden gem, a rollin' stone   I'm a one man band with a microphone   Here to make you shake and move your body   So come on in and welcome to the party      It ain't nothing but a party hey   From the early evening to the break of day   So step this way and let your mind be free   And by the way welcome to the party      Uh uh excuse me mr. kid rock (what's up) can I do my thing   Can I have a little something to say right here   Oh yeah, go ahead baby      I'm a real live show and you can watch me throw   I'm the m to the l and I'll let ya know   Alize is too sweet and it'll make ya fat   I've got a pound of dank and a gallon of cognaic   I'm all of that and a bag of chips   I'm the whole damn party mix   I'm the chick that doesn't seem all that classy   You can't party with me but you can kiss my ass      It ain't nothing but a party hey   From the early evening to the break of day   So step this way and let your mind be free   And by the way welcome to the party      Hey grandmaster bob that old school shit's fresh   But uh let's rock some of that fuckin' 1998 kid rock shit bro      I'm an irish lad, but don't call me clancy   I'm gonna rock it for dixie to suit your fancy   Rock your pants off and party my dick off   People want to know when's the tour gonna kick off   I'm no rip off, it's all original   Not too political a little cynical   About the fakes and squakers that talk a lot of ca-ca   I know a lot of chicks that like to call me poppa   Don't start drama, mack in the bahamas   Rock on the dance floor to din dada   Cause I'm a player that you love to hate   Got your girl suckin' dick on video tape   I like pussy, suckin' on titties   Fucked a lot of different bitches from a bunch of different cities   Kid rock and I'm the same old fool   I'll tell ya to drop your boyfriend then drop outta high school   I got a whirlpool, don't even ask   Lickin' pussy underwater shootin' bubbles up your ass   I'm so crass that I'm the last of my kind   Me, slick willie in the dc shrine   Sometimes I rhyme just for kicks   Forget the bullshit and bust like this   I don't steal from the rich and give to the poor   I take from my bitches from and give it to my whores   What up I'm saying everybody   You get fucked up and I'll rock the party      Rock the party   Rock the party   Rock the party   Rock the party   Rock the party   Rock the party   Rock the party   Rock the party   Rock the party   Rock the party      Dude you're outta your fucking mind, ah-heh