(Tell ya about Kyle's momma)      (Straight outta tailer, Joe C)      Kyle's Momma is a big fat bitch   She's the biggest bitch I know and she stinks like shit   Remember back in the day when she was skinny   Now she's fugly but still think she's pretty      I just laugh and walk on past   sayin "Shit God Damn thats a big fat ass"   fuck that slut   she's a big fat trick   but I still let her suck this 10 foot dick      Joe C   I'm a crazy hit   down with Kid Rock and his South Park clique   I don't know much, but I know this shit   Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch      Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch   Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch   Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch   She's a three toed, stank ass, cross-eyed bitch      My homie named Kyle lives up the block   he's got a big fat mom, that sucks my cock   non-stop she's a sight to see    a real sloppy bitch    does right by me   she might be the best suck in the mountains   10 times a week   but shit, who's countin'?   I'm astounded by the things she does   she's the suckinest, fuckinest, freak there ever was   she ain't a slut   she's a super groupy   and I past that bitch around like a dooby   I don't know much, but I know this   Kyle's mom is a big fat bitch      Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch   Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch   Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch   She's a three toed, stank ass, cross-eyed biiitch      (Tell 'em Joe)      I'm Joe C   The C stands for Cool   I might be a fuck   But I ain't no fool   I just rode from South Park to Golda   Cuz Kyle's mom's trippin' on X, so I bulled her   Then I sold her, cause I'm like that   little freak ass pimp, but you know that   I just mad, caught tracks like a puppy   Colorado bitches ain't shit but yuppies   Whuddup, I'm the J-O-E   To the motha fuckin sea in the place to be   I don't know what, but I know this   Kyle's momma is a big fat biaaaaatch      Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch   Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch   Kyle's momma is a big fat bitch   She's a three toed, stank ass, cross-eyed biiiiiiiiiiitch      (Heheheh... yup)      (unknown chatter)      (This goes out to al the fat bitches in the world)      (unknown chatter)