Swell, they call me the super salesman   'cause selling is all I do.   I've got an endless stash   Of expensive trash   I want to sell to you--   'cause I'm a super salesman   Super super salesman;   I'm a super salesman,   That's what I am!      You can tell I'm a genuine person   From my haircut to my shoes.   Don't worry about your money, it's guaranteed..   Guaranteed to lose!   I'm a super salesman, etc.      But you'll be doing yourself a favour   And you know that I'm sincere;   I've got a beautiful rap, to sell this crap   It's music to the ears.   Now listen to me:      Sell, sell.      I've got things to save you money   I've got things to save you time;   So you can use the time   To earn the cash   To buy this trash of mine   I'm a super salesman, etc.      Yes I'm the universal salesman   You can find me anywhere;   Take a good look inside of yourself   You'll find a salesman there.   And you're the super salesman,   Super super salesman;   You're the super salesman,   That's what you are.      Sell yourself, it's later than you think;   Sell yourself, it's later than you think;   Super salesman,   Super super salesman, etc.   Uper salesman