I'm an orible orange   Covered in chemical spray.   I'm absolutely nasty   That's why I have to say   That I'm an orible orange   (he's an orible orange)   I'm an orible orange   (he's an orible orange)   I'm an orible orange   (he's an orible orange)   And you shouldn't eat me.      I'm a soggy white sandwich   Made from bleached white bread.   I'm absolutely nutrition-less and useless,   That's why it has to be said   That I'm a soggy white sandwich   (he's a soggy white sandwich), etc.      I'm a chemical kipper,   Coloured with poisonous red dye.   I wish I were a beautiful bloater   But next to a pat of rancid butter I lie.   I'm a chemical kipper, etc.      I'm a lamentable lentil   Lamentablentablentablentable lentil.   I'm a lamentable lentil, etc...      I'm a miserable maggot,   I live in poisoned fruit.   I always have bad tummy aches,   And very often puke--blechgh!   I'm a miserable maggot   Such a miserable maggot.   Fruit ain't what it used to be.   I'm a miserable maggot, etc...      I'm an unhappy apple   Covered in chemical dust   I'm absolutely toxic   So I warn you all I must   I'm an unhappy apple, etc.      ...you shouldn't eat me.