My lady's got the most deplorable taste   But her biggest mistake   Is hanging over the fireplace      She's got ducks, ducks on the wall   Ducks, ducks, hanging on the wall      My lady's got a sort of strange fascination   An obsessive fixation   For cheap decorations      She's got ducks, ducks on the wall   Ducks, ducks hanging on the wall      Wo-wo-wo, I love her so   But if she don't move the ducks   I think my mind is gonna go      Ducks ducks, ducks on the wall   Ducks ducks, hanging on the wall      I leave the office and I want to relax   Don't want to stare at a wall   And look at a duck that can't quack      I love you baby but I can't fall   For those ducks on the wall      I start to snuggle up and squeeze her so tight   Then out of the corner of my eye   I see those ducks in flight      I love you baby but I can't ball   When I see those ducks on the wall      Wo-wo-wo, I can sit through your gossip   And your soap opera shows   But those ducks got to go      I love you baby but I can't ball   When I see those ducks on the wall      And when I went to a cocktail party   With the bores next door   What was the first thing that I saw?      Ducks, ducks, ducks on the wall   Ducks, ducks hanging on the wall      My lady's got the most deplorable taste   But her biggest mistake   Is hanging over the fireplace      She's got ducks, ducks on the wall   Ducks, ducks hanging on the wall      I'll sit and look at all the soap operas with her   I'll play all the panel games   And watch all the quiz shows      But those ducks they've got to go   Those ducks are getting up my nose      If those ducks can fly, well so can I   Well, if those ducks have got to stay   Then I'm going to fly away      I love you baby but I can't ball   When I see those ducks on the wall      Ducks, ducks, ducks on the wall   Ducks, ducks, ducks on the wall      Oh, those ducks on the wall are beginning to move   They're talking to me, I've got to get out   I've got to get away from those ducks      Ducks, ducks, ducks on the wall   Ducks, ducks, ducks on the wall