Pat Robertson once said,   "It's a long downward slide   That'll lead to legalizing sex with ducks   If two men can stand side by side"      God, I hope he's right   'Cause if gay marriage becomes lawful   Gonna find myself a duck   And legally do   Something awful (awful, awful)      Ducks, sex with ducks   We'll do it in the rain   Ducks, yeah, ducks   Got those wet feet on my brain   We'll find a pond, we'll find a puddle   Put your beak in mine and we'll cuddle   It's a feeling I can't name   When sex with ducks and gay marriage   Are one and the same      Gonna goose that goose   Gonna quack that swan   Gonna rubber my duckie all night long   Gonna whack that Mallard   Until its feathers plume   Gonna Huey Dewey Louie all over the room   Scrooge McDuck, gonna give it to you   Dive into your gold until you say   DuckTales, whoo hoo      Ducks, sex with ducks   We'll do it in the rain   Ducks, yeah, ducks   Those feathered bodies are insane   We'll find a pond, we'll find a puddle   I'll be the wind beneath your wings and we'll cuddle   It's a feeling I can't name   When sex with ducks and gay marriage   Are one and the same   One and the same   One and the same