I never do this ever   It's not what shy girls do   But something in your eyes   Drew me closer to you      Do you feel the spark between us?   Sometimes you just can tell   I feel our two souls touching   Like I know you   Really well, really well, really well (really well)      This might be strange to tell you   And I swear I'm not a whore   But there are 206 bones in my body   And I'd really like    One more, one more, one more (one more)      I'm like Fred Flintstone, I make your bed rock   You're like a parking ticket, so fine   Jean-Claude Van DAMN, you're sexy   Let's get horizontal and combine   'Cause you're fine, you're so fine   Oh, baby, you're so fine   You're so fine you blow my mind (hey)    You can call me coffee bean 'cause I know just how to grind (hey)   Your right leg's Thanksgiving, your left is Christmas   Gonna visit in between the holidays   Energizer bunny keeps going and going   We've struck up a match and I set you ablaze   'Cause you're fine, you're so fine   Oh, baby, you're so fine   You're so fine you blow my mind (hey)    You can call me coffee bean 'cause I know just how to grind (hey, hey)       Shoot, look at the time   Gotta go, this has been fun, hey   Lots to do in the morning, gotta help my friend move   Gotta do my taxes, gotta check my email   Plus it's Arbor Day (hey)    Where the hell did I put my bra?   Oh, hey      Wait, what, you think we're dating?   However could that be?   We just had sex and it meant nothing at all   To me, to me, to me (to me)      How could we be dating if we never held hands?   We held on to the bedposts but we never held hands   You got inside my body but you didn't reach my heart   We raced right to the finish but I guessed we missed the start   There's no way we're dating 'cause we never held hands      How could we be dating if you never took me out?   No whisper of sweet nothings   You just made me scream and shout, ooh   There was no love ambition but you taught me new positions on the way   The Jackson Pollock, The Praying Mantis, The Moon Landing   You may know my body but you don't know my soul   You want the doughnut but all you're going to get is the hole      Listen, babe, I'll call you   And probably real soon   But I lost my cell and I'll be out of town 'til June   I guess I didn't mention   My band's going on tour   But I'll be super busy   Otherwise we'd date   For sure (x22)   'Cause it was so great