Pregnant women are smug   Everyone knows it, nobody says it   Because they're pregnant   Effing son of a gun   You think you're so deep now, you give me the creeps    Now that you're pregnant      I can't count all the ways how   You speak in clichés now       Riki: So, do you want a boy or girl?   Kate: Oh, doesn't matter as long as it's healthy   Riki: Really? 'Cause I don't feel that those two things are related. It's not like one or the other.   Kate: Oh, really, as long as it's healthy.      I can't wait to hear someone say   "Don't care if it's brain dead   Don't care if it's limbless    If it has a penis"       Pregnant women are smug   Everyone knows it, nobody says it   Because they're pregnant   This zen world you're enjoying   Makes you really annoying      Riki: So, is it a boy or girl?   Kate: Oh, we know, but we're not telling.   Riki: What you're gonna name it?   Kate: Oh, we know, but we're not telling.   Riki: Who's the father?   Kate: Oh, we know, but we're not telling.       Bitch, I don't really care   I was being polite   Since you have no life now   That you're pregnant      You say you're walking on air   You think that you're glowing   But you've been ho'ing   And now you're pregnant      You're just giving birth now   You're not Mother Earth now      Riki: Oh my gosh, I've got so much going on. I got my novel published, I moved, I got married.    Kate: Gosh, you know, everything seems so trivial now that I'm pregnant.   Riki: Well, I also helped end gang violence in Mexico when...   Kate: You know, I can't even remember what I did before I was pregnant. Everything else seems so meaningless.      Pregnant women are smug   Everyone knows it, nobody says it   Because they're pregnant   Effing son of a gun   You think you're so deep now, you give me the creeps now   Now that you're pregnant