[king tee]   Yes yes y'all, it's not a secret no more   The king b-boy tee has been washed ashore   And I'm back I'm here to say if I'm a king then I should rule   I'm the best for the job, you know why?    (why? !) cause I'm cool..      .. see i'm   Smoother than silk, cooler than an icicle   Rough like a bully, I'm rollin like a bicycle   Fresh like a virgn calculates like a math wiz   You think you're bad? i'ma show you what bad is   Microphone magician, it's the end when I start   A confidential differential, I'm the state of the art   Crowned king b-boy, the elite rap reverand   Master of the ceremony twenty-four/seven   Mc's don't fear me, I come in peace, ha   Drapped in fila, or either elise   Cause I'm the cool wop dancer, girlies romancer   Suckers stay away I'll mess you up like cancer   My style is original, not a subliminal   You say to yourself there's no one better, than him you know   Bustin all bustaz, killin all killers   Tacklin mc's like a pittsburgh steeler   I'm bolder than bold, I wear a lot of white gold   The supreme king tee, I've got things in control   Skeezers wanna clock me while I'm on my way to school   You don't, have to ask why, you know the reason..   .. he's cool!      {*dj scratches*}      I got a white gold crown, white gold ropes   Sleep on white sheets, ski on white slopes   Supreme to be exact you know I'm cooler than most   When God gave out coolness, I took a whole dose   I won't bother or nag you, to rhyme I'll be glad to   You thought I couldn't get you but I already had you   I know you heard my dj, is he good or what?    Keith cooley is a killer, your dj's a mutt   I wouldn't try to take him on he'll cut you up like a biologist   He'll be the tutor, and I'm the talk-ologist   You think he's new, well for you I feel sorry   Cause see, he's been around since uncle jam's army   Cool impresario, majority ruler   I got a lot of money - go ask my jewler   Def in the flesh is the cool king tela   I talk more noise than j&d's talk fila   I'm the most coolest and I sit on the throne   Givin the latest fashions silver shines like chrome   The king your royal highness better known as a cool rider   Got a forty of olde e then I'll ask, let me try this   Coolest of cool and my rhymes are essential   To see me, guardians have to be parental   Me and keith, are the teachers of the new cool school   But not only that, I gotta tell you somethin.. I'm cool!      Keith cooley!      {*dj scratches*}      I can't rhyme about crack, I'm not the one to be tellin it   The ones sayin don't are the ones that's sellin it   I can't cope in other words I can't feel it   If crack was a monster, then I'd kill it   Cause I'm rough and I'm tough, and I come from l.a.   Yo my name is king tee and I'm here to stay   I got the courage of a bull, words of a wizard   Hotter than sex, cooler than a blizzard   Leader of the land, commander and the chief   Bigger and bolder other words I got beef   I got a posse at that, mostly, cold chillin   Yours make thousands, mines make millions   Not at all a gangsta cause I never do crimin   I make a lot of money, by just cool rhymin   Not doin it cause I want to but I'm doin it cause I hasta   Coolest of the cool and plus I rule the rap classes   Yeah my stuff is funky, and I'm the rap junkie   Slammin sucka punks like a hurricane bundy   And for the rap race place your bet on the king   I run like quicksilver, fly like I had wings   To you it seems like that I'm braggin a lot   But I'm saggin a lot, because money I got   I'm the mc dismantler, lyrical manipulator   Eightball drinker, the new cool innovator   I'm king tee, keith cooley is the dj   No fakin or frontin, turntables do what he say   Cuttin like a ginsu, makin bets against you   The girlies go wild, keith prove that he can dance to   Fila we wear, won't promise or swear   Don't get too much comp cause mc's I tear   In half, and laugh, cause it's just so hilarious   To walk in a jam, and see the most scariest   Punks in my way, tryin to see how I play   I know they eat more rhymes than horses eat hay   But I keep my cool cause see like, that's my image   Stroll like a gangsta think you lost when I finish   Grab me a skeezer, head towards the booth   Cause I'm not only a king, I'm supreme.. and I'm cool!      {*dj scratches*}