(gary p. nunn)      When you're down on your luck   And you ain't got a buck   In london, you're a goner   And london bridge   Has fallen down   And moved to arizona   Now I know why      We'll now substantiate the rumor   That the english sense of humor   Is drier than the texas sands.   You can put up your dukes   Go bet your boots   I'll be leavin' here as soon as I can.      I wanna go home with the armadillo   Country music from amarillo and abilene   The prettiest women and the friendliest people you ever seen.      Well, I decided that   I'd take my cowboy hat   And go down to the marble arch station   'cause when a texan fancies   To take his chances   Chances will be taken,   That's for sure.      And goes blind me eyes   For eying the prize   Some people call manly footwear   'cause when your thumb down south   When you open your mouth   You always seem to put your foot there.      I wanna go home with the armadillo   Country music from amarillo and abilene   The friendliest people and the prettiest women you ever seen.      I wanna go home with the armadillo   Country music from the lone star café and abilene   The prettiest women and the friendliest people I've ever seen.