(kinky friedman, major boles, roscoe west)      Well, I pulled into dallat on a cold december day   Bought coffee and a doughnut at the greasy spoon café,   Spied me a pretty young waitret standing by her tray,   But she couldn't believe her sweet young ears when the waitret heard me say:      Oh, waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate,   Eatin' ain't cheatin', lord it ain't no disgrace.   Oh, bring me a lone star, make it a case   And waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate.      Well, I walked up to the jukebox feeling kind of mean,   The waitret said, ¡°hey, stupid, that's a cigarette machine!¡±   ¡°well, look-a here, young waitret, would you care to make a bet,   And if that there ain't a jukebox, you can smoke my cigarette!¡±      Oh, waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate,   Eatin' ain't cheatin', lord it ain't no disgrace.   Oh, bring me a lone star, make it a case   And waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate.      You're the prettiest thing in dallat, is dallat your home ?    No, I come all the way from houton and I feel so all alone.   I used to live in autin then I come up to big d   In hopes to get my big break on national tv.      Honey, I think I have what it takes to make you a star ¡º but first ...      Oh, waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate,   Eatin' ain't cheatin', lord it ain't no disgrace.   Oh, bring me a lone star, make it a case   And waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate.