Ladies an' gentlemen   Now put your hands together for KJ-fifty two   Uh, actually it's five two   Oh, I'm sorry I meant KJ-90210   No it's KJ-52      Oh, excuse me, excuse me KJ-U571   No your not hearin' me it's five two, five two   Oh, I mean KJ-AK47   No man just pay attention man      My name is KJ aka KJ five two   My name is KJ it is so nice to meet you   My name is KJ aka KJ five two   My name is KJ it is so nice to meet you      My name is KJ, five two, brown hair eyes of blue   20 lbs. cockin' in at six foot two   You can catch me watchin' Veggie Tales sippin' Mountain Dew   Spendin' too much money at the mall and Gadzooks      Now I'm rollin' through McDonald's I'm gettin' a number two   But I know they gonna act rude and mess up my food   Here's your cheeseburger and plus your coke too   Ha, ha thanks a lot but where's my fries at fool?      I tried to grow a mullet way back in high school   I was like, "Now everybody gonna think that I'm cool   And the girls are gonna say I'm cuter than Tom Cruise"   But instead they laugh at me like the Sponge Bob dude      Lookin' back I don't know just how I made it through   But you live and learn, that just what you go through   'Cause nowadays kids be like "KJ rocks dude"      My name is KJ aka KJ five two   (Everybody stay tuned)   My name is KJ it is so nice to meet you   My name is KJ aka KJ five two   My name is KJ it is so nice to meet you      My name is KJ five two   Now ya'll be messin' up my name   It's not fifty two it don't stand for King James   I waited too long now so let me explain   John 6:9 let me break it down plain      Five loaves two fishes is what a boy gave   So I took what I had and I just did the same   Put it all in his hands and I just walked away   I said, "Lord, it's all Yours You can have the whole thing"      I know what I bring it might sound a little strange   But I'm not in it just for this money or the fame   Feel just the same ain't nothin' ever changed   I still drive a mini van and naw I ain't ashamed      Sippin' Lipton Iced Tea dippin' switchin' lanes   Like an insane soccer mom about to hit the game   Yellin' at the lame drivers sayin', "Get out of the way"      My name is KJ aka KJ five two   (Ya'll know the name)   My name is KJ it is so nice to meet you   My name is KJ aka KJ five two   My name is KJ it is so nice to meet you   My name is KJ five two      My name is KJ aka KJ five two   My name is KJ it is so nice to meet you   My name is KJ aka KJ five two   My name is KJ it is so nice to meet you      My name is KJ aka KJ five two   My name is KJ it is so nice to meet you   My name is KJ aka KJ five two   My name is KJ it is so nice to meet you   My name is KJ five two