He just threw out all of his old clothes   And all the music that he owns   It's time for his yearly change of style      She speaks with a British accent   The keyboard is her favourite instrument   Oh-oh      [Chorus:]   The drinks are cheap and vinyl's cool   What do you think of my new shoes?   You know me and I know you   Yeah we do   [x2]      She used to love Reel Big Fish,   Then she decided she loved the Smiths   So she downloaded all their greatest hits      He is learning the tambourine   He tells his band that's what they're missing   Oh-oh      [Chorus x2]      Yeah we do, yeah we do      They both go to all of the same clubs   Where everyone takes all the same drugs   And talks about how they're 'so fucked up'      They try to get up and dance   But they're all wearing spray on pants   It was a sight to be seen   I wonder who they'll be next week      [Chorus x2]