And it just keeps going   And it just keeps..      So I'm in the airport getting ready to leave heading to a friends wedding    in the NYC   But my head has been spinning I'm forgetting to eat,    all this jet setting has really been getting to me.   It's already 11:20 and I'm ready to sleep but instead    I end up sitting in the 27th seat,   An isle seat, fine by me but the guy that's insides always trying to pee.   With a wild child behind that's crying and keeps flipping out and kicking    at me while it violently screams   So I silently plead "Oh God, please let there be a hunny sitting 27B"    but of course a morbidly obese beast   Is in the seat that weeses when it breathes dude sitting D    is at least three deep and he keeps telling me what is wrong with his knees   Osgood-Schlatters   just need water but for a bottle they charge two dollars    and when I thought that it couldn't be worse, I forgot my iPod.      I'm having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way.   Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day.      And it just keeps going   And it just keeps... [X2]      So four hours of turbulence, we land when I'm about to turd my pants,    but the captain is seat belt fastened.   So my ass is just passin' gas and at last I escape from the plane when    I'm minutes away from clinically insane.   I make my way towards baggage claim when    I hear a high pitched voice scream my name. (Asher!)   Some dumb B****, I went to high school with.    While shes sweating shes telling me she likes my shit   I just smile and think how great it would be if I could just hit this chick    with a quick leg sweep. (leg sweep)   So I pick up my LL Bean and b line for the next taxi.   In need of weed and boxer briefs but my bags only got maxis.      I'm having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way.   Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day.      And it just keeps going   And it just keeps... [X2]      I check into my hotel room and I pick up my cell phone to dial the groom   Tell him my mood and how im ordering food    and I'm probably gonna stay in and watch a movie   But the tube has no HBO so anything I want yo I'm paying for    but I'm lame and broke so I'm laying in a robe   Watching that Little People Big World show right then there's a knock    at the door, it's my last hope for a Spanish whore   Who will change my sheets in exchange for penis "Hi, I've lost my cock,    have you seen it?"      Jesus, this day is the worst, at least    I can give me a little jerk and then go to sleep healthy and diseaseless    I guess it could be worse but I'm just      Having a bad day, nothing ever seems to go my way.   Everybody needs to go away, why because I'm having a bad day.      And it just keeps going   And it just keeps... [X2]