[Verse 1]   Sitting on a trufitt    Puffing on the best cut bud tryna get but from Ms. Muffet   Me and teddy rockspins stirring up a ruckus    Egging all the houses, smashing all the pumpkins    Suck-a-dick buttkiss, chumps can't funk with the punk kids    Ash roth be the king of the blumpkins    Any Tim Duncan spur off the moment    Let the whole world know I run shit    Jump ship quick tell a friend that im dumb sick    Spit fungus that'll grow from a dung   Trip twist to a front flip son now is some trick    Watch all the dumb chicks hump when I bump this      [Verse 2]   Kinda like the blonde Bob Saget, Ash can get nasty   Pass me a blunt and some Captain chilling with an Ashley   Heading to the mall   Sitting in the backseat getting jerked off   10 feet tall with the balls of a matador   Door matted whore with your words heard that before   Poor metaphor pedicure get your feet fixed   Walk in my shoes for a few yea you gon need it   Yeah got your Wii fit to practice your fris with   Need a few weeks before you can compete with   Razor Ramon flow oh so sharp   you can take a Palsky   I'ma take lark on my go-kart      [Verse 3]   Mario kart skills are outrageous   Play me any day and I'll be the best racist   Wait no erase it meant to say racer   Traded in my cell phone for a new pager   Take off your bluetooth now dot come   I'm at the grocery store with hot moms   Bout 35 with at least two kids   We can make out while my friend babysits   All up in your fridge eating left over shit   Tuna sandwich, butterscotch krimpets,    Cheetos be my choice of chips, I enjoy for a bit   Take a sip from my sips and then split      [Asher]   Roll up that J is it rolled?   Yeah roll it up, uh      [Verse 4]   Hair like a troll doll   Basketball shorts on    Yea I'ma dork but I'm still holding court, ball up, baller   Y'all take to long get dolled up   Give a fuck if I look like I just woke up   Who am I tryna impress   Honey in the sundress   With the breasts luscious   Just sent me a text   "O M G you're the B E S   If you tryna have sex I'm the best at it"