Sitting on a truffet  Puffing on the best cut buds tryna get butt from ms. muffet  Me and teddy rockspins stirring up a ruckus egging all the houses smashing all the pumpkins suck-a-dick buttkiss chumps can't funk with the punk kids ash roth be the king of the blumpkins any tim duncan spur of the moment let the whole world know I run shit jump ship quick tell a friend that I'm dumb sick spit fungus that'll grow from a dung trip twist to a front flip son that was some trick watch all the dumb chicks hump when I bump this    Kinda like the blonde bob saget ash can get nasty  Pass me a blunt and some captain chilling with an Ashley  Heading to the mall  Sitting in the backseat getting jerked off  10 feet tall with the balls of a matador  Door matted whore with your words heard that before  Poor metaphor pedicure get your feet fixed  Walk in my shoes for a few you gon need it  Yea get your wii fit to practice your fris with  Need a few weeks before you can compete with  Razor ramone flow o' so sharp  You can take Kapowski  I'm a take lark on my go-kart    Mario kart skills are outrageous  Play me any day and I'll be the best racist  Wait no erase it meant to say racer  Traded in my cell phone for a new pager  Take off your blue tooth now dot com  I'm at the grocery store with hot moms  Bout 35 with at least two kids  We can make out while my friend babysits  All up in your fridge eating left over shit  Tuna sandwich, butterscotch, crumpets, Cheeto's be my choice of chip I enjoy for a bit  Take a sip from my simpson and split    Hair like a troll doll  Basketball shorts on yea I'm a dork but i'm still holding court balled up balla  Y'all take to long get dolled up  Give a fuck if I look like I just woke up  Who'm I tryin to impress  Honey in the sundress  With the breasts lucious  Just sent me a text  OMG your the B-E-est  If you tryna have sex I'm the best at it    these lyrics are submitted by Ms Double D yall kno me  these lyrics are last corrected by Blowskie