Just because I tell you there's nobody like you   That don't mean that it's true   And if I should whisper the words I love you   That don't mean that I do      I may even kid around about get married   If I do pay me no mind   For I'm the kind of guy that will tell you a lie   And it don't mean a thing to me      If I buy you pretty things before you accept them   Make sure you understand   Pretty things like pretty words come easy to me   That's part of well made plans      They're just tools of my trade and I know how to use them   And I abuse them many times   For I'm the kind of guy that will tell you a lie   And it don't mean a thing to me      Well, when you see me coming better lock your door   Pretend you're not at home   And if I should call, you do yourself a favor   Just don't answer your phone      For all my life I've had a model, love 'em, leave 'em   And that's just part of my line   For I'm the kind of guy that will tell you a lie   And it don't mean a thing to me   Well, it don't mean a thing to me