Flyin' cross the desert in a TWA I saw a woman walkin' cross the sand   She'd been a walkin' thirty miles on route to LA   To get a brown eyed handsome man   Her destination was a brown eyed handsome man   Milo de Venus was a beautiful lass she had the world in the palm of her hand   She lost both her arms in a wrestlin' match   To meet a brown eyed handsome man   She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man   Way back in hist'ry three thousand years in fact ever since the world began   There's been a whole lot of women who sheddin' tears   For a brown eyed handsome man   It was the trouble was a brown eyed handsome man   [ guitar ]   Beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind between a doctor and a lawyer man   Her mama told her daughter darlin' go out and find   Yourself a brown eyed handsome man   Just like your daddy was a brown eyed handsome man   Arrested on charges of unemployment sittin' in the witness stand   The Judge's wife called up the district attorney said free that brown eyed man   If you want your job you better free that brown eyed man   Way back in hist'ry three thousand years...