I want to introduce myself to the ladies   And please don't be discouraged with my size   I'm as big as the last two boys you went with   About twice the love light shinin' in my eyes      I can double date, leave home, the other fellow   I don't like that competition hangin' 'round   So girls that's here for you I'm a pickin', singin', lovin' fool   Welcome to the round mound of sound      Oh, welcome to the round mound of sound   I'm overweight but I'm up to date   With the biggest heart in town      I can double date, leave home, the other fellow   I don't like that competition hangin' 'round   So girls that's here for you I'm a pickin', singin', lovin' fool   Welcome to the round mound of sound      My birthday is May twenty six and seven   When I was born I weighed twenty seven pounds   When the doctor brought me in to see my mama   Well, he said, "Welcome to the round mound of sound"      Oh, welcome to the round mound of sound   I'm overweight but I'm up to date   With the biggest heart in town   Oh, welcome to the round mound of sound