I was quiet as a mouse   When I snuck into your house   And took roofies with your spouse   In a nit and out a louse      Lice are lousy all the time   They suck your blood, drink your wine   Say, "Shut up and quit your crying   Give it time and you'll be fine"      You're so nice and you're so smart   You're such a good friend, I have to break your heart   I'll tell you that I love you then I'll tear your world apart   Just pretend I didn't tear your world apart      I like boys with strong convictions   And convicts with perfect diction   Underdogs with good intentions   Amputees with stamp collections      Plywood skin boards ride the ocean   Salty noses, suntan lotion   Always seriously joking   And rambunctiously soft spoken      I like boys that like their mothers   And I have a thing for brothers   But they always wait till we're under the covers   To say, "I'm sure glad we're not lovers"      You're so nice and you're so smart   You're such a good friend, I have to break your heart   I'll tell you that I love you then I'll tear your world apart   Just pretend I didn't tear your world apart      I like my new bunny suit   I like my new bunny suit   I like my new bunny suit   When I wear it, I feel cute