If you were a cowboy I would trail you   If you were a piece of wood I?d nail you to the floor   If you were a sailboat I would sail you to the shore      If you were a river I would swim you   If you were a house I would live in you all my days   If you were a preacher I?d begin to change my ways      Sometimes I believe in fate   But the chances we create   Always seem to ring more true   You took a chance on loving me   I took a chance on loving you      If I was in jail I know you?d spring me   If I was a telephone you?d ring me all day long   If I was in pain I know you?d sing me soothing songs      Sometimes I believe in fate   But the chances we create   Always seem to ring more true   You took a chance on loving me   I took a chance on loving you      If I was hungry you would feed me   If I was in darkness you would lead me to the light   If I was a book I know you?d read me every night      If you were a cowboy I would trail you   If you were a piece of wood I?d nail you to the floor   If you were sailboat I would sail you to the shore   If you were sailboat I would sail you to the shore   If you were sailboat I would sail you to the shore