We're all alone on the stage tonight   We've been told, we're not afraid of you   We know all our lines so well, ah-ha   We've said them so many times   Time and time again, line and line again      Ooh yeah, you're amazing   We think you're incredible   You say we're fantastic   But still we don't head the bill      Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow   Unbelievable   Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow   Unbelievable      When the actor reaches his death   You know it's not for real, he just holds his breath   But he always dives too soon, too fast to save himself   He'll never make the screen   He'll never make "The Sweeney", be that movie queen   He's too busy hitting the vaseline      Ooh yeah, you're amazing   We think you are really cool   We'd give you a part my love   But you'd have to play the fool      Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow   Unbelievable   Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow   Unbelievable      We're all alone on the stage tonight   We're all alone on the stage tonight