I bow wow wow yippy-o yippy-a to the funk   Punk   I put you in my trunk   Like a good fella, I'm a good speller   Yet I get retarded like hellen keller   Take it, I'll kick it, better I'll flick it   Just like a booger, I fuck around with hookers      Like Tina Turner, I'm a fast learner   Earning up my wealth, now I go for self   Like barney rubble, who's always in trouble   I'm quick on the double, you'll never see me fumble   Like a quaterback, think I outta smack   Wack MC's who think they're all of that      I bow wow wow yippy-o yippy-a to the funk   A bow wow wow   I bow wow wow yippy-o yippy-a to the funk   A bow wow wow      I bow wow wow yippy-o yippy-a to the funk   A bow wow wow   I bow wow wow yippy-o yippy-a to the funk   A bow wow wow      It ain't no hassle, I'll grab my lasso   Check a punk asshole, like Eddie Haskle   Yet I'm not the reaper or sigorny weaver   I'll bust a stunt punk like cold   Then do the Polka, I'm iller then The Joker   I'm not mediocar like almond mocca      I'm flavor, behavior is ill when I spill   You'll be fucked just like fire marshall bill   'Cause I cause disasters like the dukes of hazard   I'll shatter you kid if you step punk bastard   Zero, weirdo, the funk suerhero   Yeah, you scare me, just like a scarecrow      I bow wow wow yippy-o yippy-a to the funk   A bow wow wow   I bow wow wow yippy-o yippy-a to the funk   A bow wow wow      I bow wow wow yippy-o yippy-a to the funk   A bow wow wow   I bow wow wow yippy-o yippy-a to the funk   A bow wow wow      Eanni meanni, I funk like Hudini   No, I run shit punk, like Mussalini   I'm skinny   Kid like me dreams of tiny bikinis   Ralph rocks a beanie      Flips it, smacks it, do the Michael Jackson   Bring your crew punk, cut you in fractions   Action packed, wanna come back   On the drunk track, sharp like a thumb tac   I'm in the Congos, I chill like Tonto   When it comes to the funk, I rock pronto      I bow wow wow yippy-o yippy-a to the funk   A bow wow wow   I bow wow wow yippy-o yippy-a to the funk   A bow wow wow      I bow wow wow yippy-o yippy-a to the funk   A bow wow wow   I bow wow wow yippy-o yippy-a to the funk   A bow wow wow