I can do the somber    Like in November    Then rock a crowd while I'm in my pajamas    Like Tito Puente    I am muy caliente    Fuck Kunta Kinte    Cuz Son is the sensei    I funk with the black belt    You better step back hell    I can Get Smart    Just like Agent Maxwell    I don't give a fuck G    Hey hey we're the Monkees    I'll rock a rhyme to the end of the month see    I go on and on    Like a marathon    I sing like Sarah Vaughn    But like the underground    I flip through some kung-fu    You know that I've come to    Freak the I'll shit    You just can't undo    Chorus:    Son, get it funky (I'm shittin' on 'em, shittin' on 'em) (4x)    Son, get it funky (yo, I'm shittin' on 'em)    I can get symphonic    Like Harry Connick    Or the Philharmonic    I'll drop atomic    Vocals, solo    Like Sonny Bono    I got you babe... but who's got the pornos?    I'm iller than a wino    I'm not an albino    I charge like a rhino    You put me in a ???    When I rob shit, bomb shit    Some say I'm obnoxious    I don't give a fuck    I'll make you feel nauseous    Row, row your boat    Gently down the street    I'll take you all out    With my funk doobie team    I got the skills, kid    Like Rumplestilskin    I put out gold, get smooth like Jackie Wilson    Singin' soprano    Move to the piano    Hey, where's the ???    Our shit will be in ???    Chorus (4x    I shoobee-do-pop    Hip hop like Sinatra    I spray my Binaca    Then shake my maracas    Hey, it's the swinga    Fuck a humdinger with a finger    Yo, it's the ultimate singer    Kumbaya, yo kumbaya    Like Belafonte    But what's Del Monte?    I kicks the flava    The I'll funk behavior    Sick like polio    Wild like a rodeo    Out there in Kansas    Punk, check the classic    Get your ass kicked    So hop in the casket    I'm rockin calipso    Who's got the Nabisco    I cook like Crisco    I pump the I'll disco    Chorus (8x